‘Merica.
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I Already Don't Like You™. Pretty Sure The Message Was Clear.
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New Ad campaign from The Onion
The agency who came up with the hilarity was McKee Wallwork Cleveland.
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In Freak Accident, 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once
The horror, THE HORROR! Katherine Heigl is the worst. Thanks Onion. Nobody disses the Judd Apatow movie that put her on the friggin’ map for being sexist, then stars the same year in a rom-com about an “always bridesmaid” that desperately wants to snag a man and get married, and gets away with it.
I’m just saying. I don’t like the woman. Rant/Run on sentence ended.
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Another gem from The Onion. Here’s an excerpt:
“There’s all this gelatinous webbing that you have to stick your hand in just to turn it on, and then once you do, it starts, like, yelling for 30 seconds or so,” said Shane Brick, a 38-year-old beta tester in San Francisco, adding that he “actually felt kind of bad for it.” “The maintenance is ridiculous, too: Once a month it sheds all of its skin, and you need to shave the USB ports every couple days.”
“And you definitely cannot look at porn,” Brick added. “The thing got really aroused.”
