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In Freak Accident, 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once

The horror, THE HORROR! Katherine Heigl is the worst. Thanks Onion. Nobody disses the Judd Apatow movie that put her on the friggin’ map for being sexist, then stars the same year in a rom-com about an “always bridesmaid” that desperately wants to snag a man and get married, and gets away with it.

I’m just saying. I don’t like the woman. Rant/Run on sentence ended.

Interim Apple Chief Under Fire After Unveiling Grotesque New MacBook

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Another gem from The Onion. Here’s an excerpt:

"There’s all this gelatinous webbing that you have to stick your hand in just to turn it on, and then once you do, it starts, like, yelling for 30 seconds or so," said Shane Brick, a 38-year-old beta tester in San Francisco, adding that he "actually felt kind of bad for it." "The maintenance is ridiculous, too: Once a month it sheds all of its skin, and you need to shave the USB ports every couple days."

"And you definitely cannot look at porn," Brick added. "The thing got really aroused."

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I'm a designer/art director/geek that likes to make things on (and off) the internet. I'm black, live in the DFW metroplex, work at an ad agency, and drink alone in the dark on week nights. While being black, I write this blog as a creative outlet.

My work has been featured multiple times by Tumblr, published in NET Magazine, Communication Arts, Adweek, The Webbys, HOW Design, W3 Awards, Web Designer Magazine, Under Consideration, Awwwards, Web Design Ledger, Web Designer Depot, Designworklife, Speckyboy, my mom's Facebook Timeline, and a variety of other publications.

I am currently unmarried, live alone, have no pets, and believe in the Oxford comma. I like eating tacos as well. Pants optional.