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0h30m w/Photoshop thisistheverge: Paul Ford: 0h30m w/Photoshop (Ftrain.com) I have a good memory for menu items; so does my wife (she can talk you through any option in Quickbooks from memory); so, in fact, do an awful lot of people who really use the hell out of these things. So, so many of us know Photoshop. We know its flaws, its terribleness, and the fact that Adobe has instead of offices a druid-pit ensconsed with redwoods into which users are thrown and burned alive, but not before every single bit of money is ripped from them. It is unavoidable and successful.  These kinds of relationships are always complicated, aren’t they. Kind of reminds me of the Martin Lawrence film “Thin Line Between Love and Hate”. Except Photoshop only metaphorically hangs a bag of oranges on a ceiling fan and falsely accuses me of domestic abuse. I said it was complicated.
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0h30m w/Photoshop

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Paul Ford: 0h30m w/Photoshop (Ftrain.com)

I have a good memory for menu items; so does my wife (she can talk you through any option in Quickbooks from memory); so, in fact, do an awful lot of people who really use the hell out of these things. So, so many of us know Photoshop. We know its flaws, its terribleness, and the fact that Adobe has instead of offices a druid-pit ensconsed with redwoods into which users are thrown and burned alive, but not before every single bit of money is ripped from them. It is unavoidable and successful. 

These kinds of relationships are always complicated, aren’t they. Kind of reminds me of the Martin Lawrence film “Thin Line Between Love and Hate”. Except Photoshop only metaphorically hangs a bag of oranges on a ceiling fan and falsely accuses me of domestic abuse.

I said it was complicated.

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Fan Made Dorito “Super Bowl Ad” submission

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Fan-Made Ad of the Day: From the funny folks who brought you the best Doritos Super Bowl spot that won’t appear during the Super Bowl comes another great Doritos Super Bowl spot that was simply too good for Doritos to air. (That must be the reason it didn’t win their Crash the Super Bowl competition because I could think for a thousand years and still be unable to come up with a better explanation.) 

[reddit.]

“What is your anniversary?”

“JUNE 43RD!!!!”

That was enough to win me over.

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Oh wow, someone's actually reading this? OK, this is happening. My name is Alex and I'm a designer with slight anti-social tendencies. I'm black, live in the DFW metroplex, work at an ad agency, and drink alone in the dark on week nights. While being black, I write this blog as a creative outlet when not starting flame wars over the best episode of Battlestar Galactica (Gaeta's Uprising or The Final Five Revelation of course). I share interactive & design inspiration, the latest in pop culture, movies, and general nerdery.

I am currently unmarried and live alone. I make egg sandwiches and have no pets. I like eating tacos with no pants as well.

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