I Already Don't Like You™. Pretty Sure The Message Was Clear. GO AWAY

SHUT.
IT.
DOWN.

There’s nothing left to see on the internet. Just…let’s just get back to our offline lives. We’ve peaked.

laughingsquid:
President Obama & Star Trek’s Lt. Uhura Pose Together Giving the Vulcan Salute

The Incredible Obama

Want.

thedailywhat:

Action Figure of the Day: Culture jammer Ron English unveils his latest creation: The Incredible Obama.

Once a mild-mannered president, until a gamma bomb blast transformed him into a hulking mass of executive power.

Unfortunately, not for sale at this time.

[animalny.]

White House officially denies President Obama was a chrononaut teleported by the CIA to Mars.

True story.

Ha.